P&F: Phineas and Candace's Dad?!

Everyone who's watched Phineas and Ferb knows that the boys are stepbrothers--Ferb's dad married Phineas and Candace's mom. The creators of the show have never said anything about who Phineas' dad or Ferb's mom is, or what happened to make Lawrence and Linda single parents in the first place. I've found a fan theory that gives a name to the father of Phineas and Candace. And, since this is the month of the Phineas and Ferb/Milo Murphy's Law crossover, I decided to post it now. I'm Clara Murphy, Queen of Fan Theories, and here's one that almost makes too much sense.

I actually don't know where this one originated, but I'm reposting it because like I just said, this makes way too much sense. So, who is he, you ask? Yes, it's a character that's actually in the show already. In fact, he's in literally every episode. And he's even been in the spinoff show.

Yep. I just showed you that picture. This theory holds that the first husband of Linda and the father of Candace and Phineas is none other than Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz!

That's your brain right now, isn't it?

And to be honest, we did see him and Linda at a movie theatre in one episode (via flashback) in the 80s. So, you never know. They may have been married at some point. But then again, them going to a movie together once doesn't instantly mean they get married. (TAKE NOTE SHIPPERS) So that could go either way.

But that's not the real giveaway. It's the kids. Think about it: that's where Phineas got his head shape, along with his super inventiveness. In fact, there was once a sequence where he and Doofenshmirtz were doing things identically.

And that would also be where Candace got her insane bad luck, her over-the-top personality, and her insecurity. Plus, she and Vanessa both have a strong busting urge, and she doesn't give up even after countless failures to succeed. Sound familiar?

That would actually make it kind of interesting, because it would mean Perry is the nemesis of his owners' dad.

BUT, it ruins the whole Ferb/Vanessa thing. Okay, yes, he's Linda's stepson, and Vanessa is Doof's daughter by his second marriage. But still, I don't think it works.

Then again, it could make for a fun parody scene in the P&F Star Wars. Darthenshmirtz and Phineas, you know. "Kid, I AM your father." "What?!" "What, you didn't hear me? I. Am. Your. Father." Unless he already knew. I think he already knew what happened to his dad. Candace didn't know. Then Phineas started to explain what happened, and all I can get is that it's a "funny story". Maybe he ended up being the lowest of the Darths. *shrugs*

So, there it is! You can believe it or not, but I think it makes way, WAY too much sense.

Oh, and one more thing I didn't mention:

APRIL FOOLS!!!!

Did I get you worried there for a minute? Well, don't be freaked out. Trust me, I was freaked out a little after I first saw that. But a few years back, Dan Povenmire confirmed that this theory is not correct, and Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz is NOT their dad. And quite honestly, I am relieved. PHEW!

I guess I sort of did two April Fools Jokes--this post, and the fact that I didn't do it on April Fools Day. Yeah, it was Easter Sunday, and this has nothing to do with that, so I figured I'd do it the day after. Which worked out perfectly, if any of you fell for it. XD

So the question still remains. Who is (or was) their dad, really? And Ferb's mum? Well, I do have a couple ideas, for them both. But this is just a post I made for April Fools (which, BTW, Doofenshmirtz thinks 'is just a bore'--not after this, though, I'll bet). I'll do a separate post for those two.

But that is gonna be the end of this post. So, goodbye, fellow fans! See you soon! And, uh, April Fools. *sinister chuckling*